On Profligate Politician Spending
Some definitions of "Profligate Spending":
Republicans: "When there is a budget surplus, Democrats want to blow it all on poor black pregnant women."
Democrats: "When there is a budget surplus, Republicans want to blow it all on rich cigar-sucking fat cats."
Libertarians: "When there is a budget surplus, Republicans and Democrats want to blow it all and not use any to pay down the national debt."
General Accounting Office: "When there is a budget surplus, the Republicans and Democrats will get into such gridlock over it that they won't spend it on anything, so by default it will go to pay down the national debt."
Joe Lunchbox: "There's a budget surplus?? You couldn't prove it by me!"
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